hey.... dan
i might
might
have caused a problem ?
hahaha.

Without me?
Disappointing

well
i mean
sorry
i didn't want to bother you

What's up
Spill it already

On a scale of 1 to nuclear meltdown, how bad is it?

is there a nuclear facility here ?
no never mind don't tell me .
maybe...
perhaps...
it's halfway there ?

Alright sounds bad enough
Now spill the details before I spill your guts

okay well let's say that...
i might have gotten myself in trouble
and i might be hiding right now
because i accidentally broke into some place okay
and might have or might have not caused a fire
i can't really remember... who's place it is...
but um.. please help
... i hear people looking for me

tag:

AGAIN???????

Without me???????

I'm honestly livid rn

I'M SORRY ...!

honestly i don't really remember how i got here

You will never cease to both fascinate and disappoint me

How the hell do you even "accidentally" break into a place

Like I'm pretty sure that the whole point of the process is that it's very deliberate

... i'm sorry.
but not really.

i don't know i thought it was abandoned... but then i kinda blacked out

and then i heard people speak russian.
which is odd because i understand russian
what are the chances ???
i think i'm gonna die omg

How the hell does this happen